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Funny quotes
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” When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.” – by Bernard Bailey.“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – by Madeleine L’Engle.Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – by Groucho Marx “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright say about life quote.“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.” – by Robert Benchley.That’s what people remember.” – by Terry Pratchett “If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.

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“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” – by Woody Allen.I’m not surprised some people prefer books.” – by Julian Barnes Books are where things are explained to you life is where things aren’t.















Funny quotes